Terms of endearment

'You're not clumsy daddy, you're just big and heavy'

That's practically a compliment.

'Move your big, heavy bottom please mummy'

At least he said please

'Let's laugh at daddy. He's being silly'

Fair cop

'Your hair looks like a lion mummy'

He may have a point

'There's a big froggie in the bed. Frog wants to sit on the log.
[ooof]
Mummy is a log. '

I wish I were a log sometimes

'No. Mummy not a man. Her haven't got a beard'

Oh. Isn't that sweet?

'I like mummy. My favourite lady in the whooooole world'

Naaawww