Boy: Only I and daddy work. Only I and daddy. Because we have penises. Only the ones with penises can work. Not you Mummy.
Me: [Aghast] Who told you that?
Aric: I told me.... I told you!
Me: [Aghast] Who told you that?
Aric: I told me.... I told you!
So there you have it!
So does that mean all of us without penises can relax and live a life of leisure? As Boy is, well, a boy, perhaps he hasn't thought this one through to its logical conclusion...
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