Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Sneaky, sneaky

How many limes are there?
I don't know!
Let's see. There's one..two...three...four....
Yes, there's four. And there's two more, so that's six*.

MATH GENIUS!!!!

Today Boy spied something in his grandmother's bag. A little something she was going to give him when she left.

He wants it. Now.

I'm going to make a machine to sneak it out of grandma's bag!
That's stealing!
No it's not. Grandma is going to give it to me when she leaves.
But it's not yours till she gives it to you. She has to give it to you, otherwise it's stealing.
But... she's going to be on a plane or something....
.....
But... the machine will steal it.

It'll stand up in court.



* Imagine, once more, that tone of voice reserved for the terminally stupid.