Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Fair's fair

It's a fairly typical scene: Girl hits Boy. Boy hits Girl. Girl and Boy live happily ever after...

Girl: Boy hurt me!
Daddy: Let me see. Now Boy, that wasn't nice.
Boy: But she hurt me, too.
Daddy: What did she do to you?
Boy: The same thing I did to her....
Mummy: Girl's only little still, she doesn't really understand. Can you think of anything else you could do, next time Girl hurts you?
Boy: .... hurt her back?
Mummy: I mean aside from hurting her back. Something else.
Boy: ... jump on her? [snigger]
Girl: I jump on Boy!

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