I'll do what I want!

Look mummy, I've told you FIVE times now, so you've got it, right? I don't want you interfering with my cooking practice.

Yeah. I got it. Do you understand my problem with this?

I think I do...

It's because I'm worried you'll waste food making something that even you won't eat and make a big mess that you'll refuse to clean up.

No. The problem is that I don't care...

Yeah. I got that.

The silver screen

Recuperating from a nasty dose of gastro, Boy occupied himself this afternoon with plans to build a TV. (Having completed the truck that is his latest attempt at achieving space travel.)

Unfortunately, I wasn't much help with figuring out how to make one, and he didn't get much further than dumping toys out of one of his plastic tubs. Then daddy got home...

Here, we see the timeless classic that is Crazy Penguin and Draggy the Dragon Battling to the Death.

Well, actually, not to the death....

".. and then, they got married."

Fair's fair

It's a fairly typical scene: Girl hits Boy. Boy hits Girl. Girl and Boy live happily ever after...

Girl: Boy hurt me!
Daddy: Let me see. Now Boy, that wasn't nice.
Boy: But she hurt me, too.
Daddy: What did she do to you?
Boy: The same thing I did to her....
Mummy: Girl's only little still, she doesn't really understand. Can you think of anything else you could do, next time Girl hurts you?
Boy: .... hurt her back?
Mummy: I mean aside from hurting her back. Something else.
Boy: ... jump on her? [snigger]
Girl: I jump on Boy!

Fly away....

Sometimes, when I'm at school and I'm annoy-ed or upset or something, I try to fly away to another spot using my human body. I just flap my arms really hard.

...you do this at school...?

Yeah!

......

And sometimes, if that doesn't work, then I just stand there with my feet on the ground and click my fingers furiously.