Boy: Mummy, can you come please? I need your help with something.
Me: Ok. What's up?
Boy: Well, you see, there's a Tasteosaurus in the way here.
Me: A Tasteosaurus, huh? What's that then?
Boy: A Tasteosaurus is a kind of dinosaur that steals people's taste buds. But it's in the way. And we need to find a way to make it dead.
Me: Right.
Boy: Oh, I can use this ball to hit it. And make its bones go crunch.
Me: Ok.
Boy: [smacking ground with ball] CRUNCH! And now the meat is coming off them.
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